me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr


my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth

(Source: flewor)


one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him


I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: cispeople)


I don’t have the patients to be a doctor