me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr







hydrogne:

my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth

(Source: flewor)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him



unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: cispeople)







whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor