put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
ok since christmas is over lets just skip to summer
in Australia christmas is in summer
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
(Source: wurnbo)
SPEAKING O FRIENDS
THIS ONE TIME I WAS BANNED FROM GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR YELLING FUCK
SO I TOOK OFF MY GLASSES AND CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO HANG OUT USING THE NAME JOEY WHEELER
HIS PARENTS NEVER KNEW
AND I WAS OVER AS ME THE NEXT WEEK AND THEY ASKED HIM WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOEY
My headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
(Source: churchofcheesus)
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
(Source: vans-supreme)
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto)
